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Can I add we went on 7 dates before he told me he couldn’t be with me because his job was too hectic. Never realised his job was stay at home dad xxx
Went to the pub after mass to meet my dad and family and WOULD YOU GUESS WHO I’M EXHANGING LOOKS WITH AT THE BAR SOMEONE KILL ME
LmaoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
A. CHRISTMAS. MIRACLE.
Honestly can one of you just be my boyfriend and let me come to your family for Christmas next year so I can have a stress free gin filled time thank you I’ll even buy your mum a Yankee Candle x
Oh you thought this was over? I’ve just been downstairs all MERRY CHRISTMAS FAMILY WOOO and my mum is glaring at me because when I was a bl*gger she turned tweet notifications on and now she wants to know whose home I unintentionally wrecked xx
Just in the car on the way to my brothers for Christmas breakfast and this tension -
Please come to my funeral, please come and have a celebration in my honour because I don’t think I’m going to survive Christmas xxx
AND I MOTHERFUCKING OOP
I’m trying to follow you all back but I have apparently reached my twitter follow limit so I will follow you all when I can I promise 🥺
WHO IS READY FOR A GAME OF GROWN UP GUESS WHO
@dxnielandrew_ thanks for brightening my Christmas with your tale of extreme cringe!I'm now scrolling through your followers eliminating the ladies&anyone with a
or
to try work out who he is!
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@dxnielandrew_ thanks for brightening my Christmas with your tale of extreme cringe!
See Susan Boyle's other Tweets
Just to get really sad boi for one second but it’s just hit me that I was used by this man, I was literally his dirty secret and I feel disgusting and I also feel terrible for his poor wife and children like WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE
Anyway that’s over now just remembered he is literal trash xx
If we get #hellopleasereplytrending I’ll go to the neighbours Christmas party tonight with my mum and dad where I know he’ll be and out him in an eastenders style showdown x
Yes. Yes I will.
Me walking into my neighbours house tonight with a gin and half a sterling crushball in my mouth @CharityShopSue
#hellopleasereply
#hellopleasereply
This might be my fav response yet.
Y’all wanted a plot twist 🏳️🌈
Y’all wanted a plot twist 🏳️🌈
Omg screaam right till the end I assumed it was Dan-ielle and the one woman in the profile pic
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Omg screaam right till the end I assumed it was Dan-ielle and the one woman in the profile pic
See Naomi Johnson's other Tweets
Anyway, plugging my Instagram but ONLY if you’re a married dad of two x
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS
What do you want Emma? A picture of his dick in my mouth?
I. FORGOT.
I. FORGOT.
I. FORGOT.
anyway I’m in the bath with a straight gin, cheers to the trash man for bringing twitter together this Christmas 🥂
15 minutes is still 14 minutes longer than you lasted xx
Okay competition time:
How long until he’s crawling back in my DMs?
The person with the closest answer wins dinner and drinks with me x
How long until he’s crawling back in my DMs?
The person with the closest answer wins dinner and drinks with me x
Not much hun, you?
Also who was closest to 6:41 I’m too overwhelmed but dinner and gin on me in January xx
Also who was closest to 6:41 I’m too overwhelmed but dinner and gin on me in January xx
Did...did somebody say....that it was time for a Christmas party at the....the neighbours?
Coming to you semi live from the neighbours. I got cut off because I thought someone was coming WILL UPDATE SOON #hellopleasereply
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