You won't believe my crazy dream

I had the craziest dream last night. A horde of fans was...

View this email in your browser   I had the craziest dream last night. A horde of fans was chasing me through the streets! I wanted to stop and chat, but I had a spa appointment on board my yacht. I escaped to sea, safe on my magnificent boat, but discovered that I was the masseur.   "I have no idea what I'm doing," I confessed to my first customer, who was wearing a tiger mask.   "That's all I needed to hear from you," he said, and dropped the mask. Darlings, it was Devon Sawa. I screamed so loud I woke myself up.   Holistically Yours,                           Mack My favorite stories this week! Muppet genitals, and their colorful sex toy doppelgängers. The Best Passive-Aggressive Mom Comments By Region The Biggest Misconception About Me Fetish Of The Month: People Who Are Emotionally Available Copyright © 2019 Bunny Ears, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you opted in via our website. Our mailing address is: Bunny Ears PO Box 392 93 4th Avenue New York, NY 10003 Add us to your address book Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list.