Dive into my favorite cocktail

Of course I have a favorite cocktail, just like I have a favorite fair-trade tea and a favorite Property Brother...

View this email in your browser   Of course I have a favorite cocktail, just like I have a favorite fair-trade tea and a favorite Property Brother. And all three change weekly.  Keep reading to find out my favorite twist on an all-time classic, the Manhattan. Or, as I like to call it, The Home Alone 2!   Holistically Yours,                           Mack My favorite stories this week! Mack Nerds Out On Video Games With The Angry Video Game Nerd Macrodosing: Taking So Much LSD That Nothing Matters Anymore We Tried Amazon's Text App And Only Got Pics Of Jeff Bezos's Bald Penis Macaulay Culkin T-Shirt Made By Macaulay Culkin Recipe for Home Alone 2 1.       Combine one part sweet vermouth, one part rye whiskey, and a splash of bitters in a cocktail shaker. (I prefer titanium cocktail shakers, as they're the most durable.) Shake well. 2.       Decant shaker contents into a large bowl. Pour most (but not all) of a jug of fresh-squeezed lemonade into the bowl. Gently fold liquids together with a silicone spatula. 3.       Burn sage anywhere within a five-foot radius of the bowl. Extinguish sage after ten minutes and utter a brief benediction to your enemies, that they may enjoy good health and early deaths. 4.       Empty contents of bowl into sink. Pour remaining lemonade from the jug into a chilled glass. Enjoy with avocado ghosts. Stay harmonized, friends! Copyright © 2019 Bunny Ears, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you opted in via our website. Our mailing address is: Bunny Ears PO Box 392 93 4th Avenue New York, NY 10003 Add us to your address book Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list.