I Went To Austin, TX In July (and Denver)

Guess what? Last month I went to Austin and then to Denver and all I got was this terrible newsletter. Welcome to the third newsletter. I'm your host with the least Macaulay "Mr. Wizard" Culkin. Setting the bar nice and high here.

Austin was pretty cool. Actually it was hot. Did you know it's named after Steven F. Austin? Well it is. Don't look it up!

While I was there I visited with my friends the Modern Rogue! We blew up some hydrogen and investigated a crime scene. I thought we were just having fun, but I guess they filmed it. Check it out:

As you can see, I play Detective Kick Thunderballs and there's also some other people in it.

This is my big return to acting so get ready to be underwhelmed! Anyway, Brian and Jason are wonderful humans that I wish I could hang out with forever. I'll probably make another Austin trip eventually to run around the crazy compound they just bought (that's where the above video was shot).

There's a new science guy in town! I'm coming for you, Bill Nye!

And that's how we proved, without a doubt, that hydrogen is a hoax.

Then I flew to Denver to meet up with the head of our merch department, Elijah Taylor. I'm sure all of you have ordered some merch and if not you should. Hell, even if you have you should order more. Get 25% off with this EXCLUSIVE COUPON CODE: ElijahPizza - expires 9/1/2018. Go do that I'll wait.

Anyway, now that you're all merched up, Elijah's the guy who makes it all happen. He runs the whole department. We met up to discuss some new stuff we'll have for sale soon (including the Pizza Ears seen above) and to shoot a first-hand look at how all the merch is made! It's a behind-the-scenes glimpse into the whole process from start to finish and I think you're really going to like it. Here's a screenshot: